| Work is really stressing me out. I have like times where I dont' have much to do then all of a sudden I have like a freakin shitload to do and everything seems to be "urgent" according to the customer and when that happens, no one's here to do their job and I can't do anything about the urgent matters and then the customer calls me off the hook and I pretend to be not at work b/c I don't have anything to tell the customers since I told them it would be done 2 hours ago but the ppl haven't come back to work yet. So anyways, I really want a vacation. I wanna go to Costa Rica. Or anywhere in Mexico. Besides TJ. hahaha. TJ doesn't even count as mexico. It does but its so trashy there. Mmmm... yeah. good thing the week is almost over but then I have a shit load of stuff I have to do this weekend also, seeing as it's everyone's birthday this weekend (once again). Why does it seem like it's always someone's birthdays nowadays? |
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| i dont care anymore. =) seriously. |
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| The Woman's Dictionary
1. Fine
This is the word women use at the end of any argument when they feel
they are right but can't stand to hear you argue any longer. It means that
you should shut up. Incidentally, never use the word "fine" to describe how
she looks. It will lead to one of the arguments mentioned above.
2. Five minutes
These words actually mean half an hour. It is the equivalent to the five
minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the
rubbish, so women feel that it's an even trade.
3. Nothing
The word "nothing" means something and you should be on your guard
immediately on hearing it uttered. It is usually used to describe the
feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and
backwards. "Nothing" is signal for an argument that will last "five
minutes" and end with the word "fine".
4. Go Ahead (Raised eyebrow)
Said in conjunction with raised eyebrows, it actually means the
opposite. The words "go ahead" are not permission to do something; on the contrary it's a dare! If you mistake it for permission, the result will be the woman will get upset over "nothing" and you'll have a "five-minute" discussion that will end with the word "fine."
5. Go Ahead (Normal eyebrow)
Said in conjunction with normal eyebrows, it should not be confused with
the granting of permission either. It means "I give up" or "do what you want
because I don't care". It is normally precedes by a few seconds a raised
eyebrow and the words "go ahead", followed by "nothing" and "fine". She
will speak to you again in about "five minutes" when she cools off.
6. Loud Sigh
This is not actually a word, but it is an important form of
communication between a man and woman. It is also very frequently misunderstood by men. A "loud sigh" means she thinks you are a complete idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "nothing"!
7. Soft Sigh
Again, not a word, but a statement. "Soft sighs" are one of the few
things that some men actually understand. It means she is momentarily content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe in the hope that the moment will last a bit longer.
8. Oh
This word - followed by any statement - heralds big trouble. For
example, "Oh, I spoke to him about what you were up to last night." If she says "Oh" before a statement, just run - do not walk. She will tell you that she is "fine" when she is done tossing your clothes out the window, but do not expect her to talk to you for at least two days.
9. That's Okay
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can say to a man. "That's okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before
deciding what the penalty will be for whatever you have done. "That's okay" is often used in conjunction with the word "fine" and a raised eyebrowed "Go
ahead". Don't be fooled, once she has had time to plan it out, you are in for some mighty big trouble.
10. Please Do
This is 10. Please Do
This is not a statement, it is an offer. The woman is giving you the chance to come up with an excuse for what you have done. In other words, a chance
to get yourself into even more trouble. If you handle this correctly, you shouldn't get a "That's okay."
11. Thanks
The woman is thanking you. Don't faint and don't look for hidden meaning. Just say "you're welcome".
12. Thanks A Lot
"Thanks a lot" is dramatically different from "thanks". A woman will say "thanks a lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It is usually followed by the "loud sigh". This signifies that you have hurt her in some way. Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "loud sigh," as she will only tell you "nothing"
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| I GOT MY DIPLOMA TODAY!!! yay i'm so happy!! four years of hard work for this beautiful piece of paper! now i get to spend 100 something bucks on a frame for it and find a place to put it on my limited wall space. haha. yes i want to put it up in my room. i love it! is it weird to put it up in my own room? |
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